It’s me, Kitty Boy, Valley Veterinary Clinic’s Cat Executive Officer. I’ve watched countless clients and creatures pass through my lobby—and received many well-deserved compliments and pets—so I’ve decided it’s time to fill you in on what’s happening at my clinic.
First things first: I’m far too important to go outside (I have people for that), but my outdoorsy staff tell me the parking lot has seen better days. Naturally, I’ve approved a facelift. Expect a freshly paved and painted parking lot in the coming month. My staff will be sure to guide you on where to park while this is underway. You’re welcome.
Next order of business: the staff members who come back smelling like farm animals are, apparently, very passionate about farm animals. The large animal team has already done presentations on chickens and goats—and they’d love to do more.
If you have a 4H club, team, co-op, or any group looking for a veterinary talk on livestock, farm animals, or horses, I can arrange for one of my experts to assist you.
If you’d prefer a presentation about me, please inquire inside the downstairs green door. I am available for appearances as my schedule permits.
Now, onto something serious.
April is Dog Bite Prevention Month, which is extremely important—for obvious reasons. Occasionally, dogs enter my kingdom and consider chomping at me. Me. While I understand they may also feel uncertain about my staff, let’s remain focused on my safety for the moment.
Here are a few things you can do to help keep me safe and happy (and, according to my staff, also improve safety for everyone involved):
1. Be honest and realistic: If your dog has a history of fear or aggression, please tell the staff. If they have sensitive areas, guard objects or people, or you’re unsure how they’ll react in a clinic setting—let us know when scheduling and again at check-in.
2. Follow instructions: If your dog has shown signs of fear or aggression, staff may ask you to handle them in a specific way, use a muzzle, or administer medication prior to the visit. This isn’t just for safety—it helps make the experience less stressful for your dog.
3. Remember we’re on your side: We want your dog to receive the best care—not just the care their behavior allows. Muzzles, medications, and sedation protect both your dog and the staff. Many of our team members have pets who require special handling too—there’s no need for embarrassment, only responsibility.
4. Training matters: We see your dog for a very small portion of their life. Lasting improvement happens at home. Working with a trainer can make a huge difference in creating calm, safe, and productive vet visits.
“The Muzzle Up! Project” is a great resource for helping dogs become comfortable with muzzles and handling before they arrive at the clinic.
Well, my toe beans are tired, and I believe I’ve worked beyond my salary.
Please direct questions, concerns, or inquiries to the help.
Compliments, however, may be delivered directly to me.
—Kitty Boy, CEO (Cat Executive Officer)
Valley Veterinary Clinic