Hello, devoted followers—
As predicted, my thoughtful musings have become a beacon of wisdom and delight across the internet. Due to my undeniable popularity, a proper contract has now been established to compensate me for my contributions.
The agreement includes several important provisions, including the first right of refusal for all lobby chairs. Please note that if I select the seat you are occupying, you will be expected to vacate it immediately. Violations will be reported to the appropriate Valley Veterinary authorities.
Now, on to a matter of grave concern.
My staff has informed me of a rather disgusting situation involving parasites.
Apparently, the arrival of warm sunshine and the lovely breeze drifting through my windows also signals the return of fleas, ticks, worms, and other unpleasant creatures. It has been brought to my attention that not one, not two, but multiple ticks have recently entered my clinic by hitchhiking on patients.
Naturally, I have developed a solution.
For My Fellow Felines
NexGard Combo® is a broad-spectrum monthly topical treatment for cats and kittens over 8 weeks of age and weighing at least 1.8 pounds. It protects against fleas and ticks, prevents heartworm disease, and treats roundworms, hookworms, and tapeworms.
Bravecto® is a topical medication that provides 8 to 12 weeks of protection against fleas and ticks.
I personally prefer that all parasites remain very far away from me.
For Canines
Because dogs seem determined to collect every disgusting thing available:
Bravecto® is an oral treatment that provides 8 to 12 weeks of protection against fleas and ticks.
Simparica Trio® is a monthly chewable tablet that protects against heartworm disease, fleas, ticks, roundworms, and hookworms. It is approved for puppies as young as 8 weeks old that weigh at least 2.8 pounds.
Honestly, if a dog can carry fewer parasites, I consider that a win for everyone.
For the Livestock Crowd
While I do not often associate with the more outdoorsy species, horses, cattle, goats, and sheep are also vulnerable to internal parasites, often with serious consequences.
Heavy parasite burdens can contribute to colic in horses and may cause anemia, diarrhea, weight loss, and even death in goats, sheep, and cattle.
The individuals who typically emerge from the other building smelling vaguely of barnyard can help you develop an appropriate parasite-control plan.
They seem very enthusiastic about such things.
And do you know where many of these parasites are hiding?
In the last place any civilized creature would willingly investigate.
Poo.
My paws remain far removed from such matters, but my staff is willing to examine fecal samples and recommends testing at least annually for most pets—and more frequently for many pasture animals.
You may thank them for their sacrifice.
In other news, I am informed that temperatures outside can become quite warm during the summer months.
To assist my loyal admirers, I have instructed my staff to leave the shady parking spaces available whenever possible.
I do not care for sweaty hands on my fur.
Finally, my assistant has reminded me that there is a loud and unnecessary human celebration approaching next month. While I personally find most human celebrations unnecessary, many pets find fireworks and other noisemakers frightening.
If your pet struggles with the bangs, cracks, booms, and thuds of holiday festivities, please contact my staff well in advance. They can help determine whether medications or other strategies may make the holiday less stressful for your companion.
Planning ahead is preferable and more dignified than panic.
Until next month,
Kitty Boy
CEO (Cat Executive Officer)
Valley Veterinary Clinic